Name something a wedding and a funeral have in common. |
Family/Guests | Reception/Food |
Flowers | Ceremony |
Church/Clergy | Emotions/Tears |
Dressing Up | Music/I Will Survive |
If Santa Claus was having a going out of business sale, tell me something that might be up for sale. |
Sleigh | Santa Suit/Hat |
Toys/Presents | Mrs Claus |
Elves | Candy Canes |
Reindeer/Rudolf | Stockings/Socks |
Name something a college kid might buy with the money his parents send him for food. |
Keg/Booze | Books/Magazines |
Video Game/Console | Porn |
Pot/Drugs | Laptop/Tablet |
Food/Ramen Noodles | New Cell Phone |
Name something that's half black and half white. |
Zebra | Yin-Yang Symbol |
Cookie/Oreo | Cow |
Newspaper | Giant Panda |
People | Piano Keyboard |
Name something that follows the word "strip." |
Club | Mall |
Tease | Search |
Joint | Show |
Poker |
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Name something you might be afraid to tell your significant other you lost. |
Wedding Ring | The Kids |
$$$/Wallet/AMEX | A Bet |
The Keys | Your Mind |
Job |
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Name something you might judge by how good it smells. |
Food/Milk/Coffee | Person/Date |
Flowers | Soap |
Perfume |
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Wine |
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Name something that's described as sharp. |
Knife | Razor Blade |
Needle | Intelligence |
Tack |
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Pencil |
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